Ok, Mr. Monkey. We know you're in there! Come out with your hands up and your pants down!

Chimps surrender after police fire shots
09.09.05 7.20am

Chimps at Belfast Zoo in Northern Ireland surrendered quickly when police opened fire after they made a bid for freedom.
Officers were called in when several chimpanzees got out of their compound. The chimps couldn't outrun the long arm of the law and put their hands up when confronted by the overwhelming firepower.
An official statement said officers went to the zoo after a report of an escape bid. Reports that the chimps had been shot dead were denied.
"Following consultations with staff and a vet, a number of warning shots were fired and the animals returned to their enclosure," it said.
The incident was reported to the Police Ombudsman - as required when an officer discharges a firearm.